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12 Mar 2019
(1).There is no beauty but the beauty of action.
One who loves you, loves you with your dirty
(2).Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything
(3).You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails to always reach your destination.
(4).Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don’t fight them. Just find a new way to stand.
(5).Failure does not mean the game is over, it means try again with Experience.
(6).You cannot change your destination overnight but you can change your direction overnight.
(7).The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance
(8).When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
(9).When a home is burnt the rebuilt home is more beautiful
(10)A winner is a dreamer who never gives up, believe in your dreams and never give up
12 Mar 2019
1. You have slept with over ten
(10) girls without protection yet
you go to the barbers shop with
your personal clipper you need
2. April fool day is soon coming
where some girls are planning to
make his 'Dick' hard, carry him
enter room, he then put off his
shirt, then you shout "April
Fool..." My sister, he will RAPE
3. You Ladies that Normally
watch Korean, Philippians watch Korean, Philippians or
Indian Movie and see a lady in an
angry mood slaps her man and
the man tries to kiss her to cool
her brain down. Because of that,
you went and slap your Nigerian
boyfriend who has not eaten
since last night...Wait Am coming,
Let me go and price wheel chair
4. You sent her 1k recharge card,
she loaded it and now flashed
you. You with only 25 naira on
your phone will now call her and
ask if she has loaded it.
Bro come forward...
No i won't beat you oh..
Just come forward..
Place your hand on your head...
Now repeat after me
"Every spirit from my father's
side and my mother's side, using
my sense for pepper soup die by
5. Don't bear the heartbreak
alone. Call her in the middle of
the night, tell her you went to
hospital to check your HIV status
and the result came out positive.
Ask her why she infected you
with the virus and dumped you.
Drop the call at that moment.
Relax in a corner, open your
window for fresh air and let your
ancestors do the remaining fight.
6. u told me u were coming to see me today and i call my boss in my working place and told him i am sick i cant come to work today, at the end of every tin u call me and tell me honey i cant come, then the day i am off work u came and u are trying to tell me u are with ur piriod meself i am with my menz i want to mess u up piriod did i do any thing bad.
7. u tell me ur father has private jet but wen i visit u, u ur father mother and two kid are staying in desame tash house, are u telling me now that tash house has turn to a private jet.
8. u have finish the whole of (loyiloyi akpu) in ur mothers cooler at the end u are still telling ur boyfriend u have not eating since morning chai!! girls can lie 4 africa. thank u very much
16 Feb 2019=>>The man who put his radio in the refrigirater because he wanted to listen to cool fm =>>The man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. =>>The man who went to sleep with a ruler just to know how long he slept =>>The nurse who woke up the patient because he forgot to take his sleeping pills.....
16 Feb 2019you may say...you were born in a first class hospital...i was born at good but we are all living...you woke up from bed...i woke up on the mat on the floor but we all had slept......you ate chicken and chips......i ate soya food but we all satisfied our hunger,...you dress in important suits and gucci....i dress in bend down....but we all covered our bodies...you drive in a ferrari......i drive in a taxi but we all arived at our destination.....you are reading this post from your iphone,blackberry,ipad,infinix or even laptop.......i wrote this post with my nokia phone but i think we are all reading this post..so why should someone try so hard to be someone else,when you are good just the way you are..so just be you,be natural because we are all the same...
11 Jan 2019
A doctor just finished treating three mad men so he decided to test them Doctor=3+3 will give you what? First Mad Man=it will give you 2500 Doctor=my friend you are still mad! Doctor=3+3 will give you what? Second Mad Man=it wil give you wednesday !!! Doctor=your maddness is beyond temptation Doctor=3+3 will give you what? Third Mad Man=it will give you (six)6 Doctor=very correct,you are free to go home.......By the way how did you find the answer? Third Mad Man=i devided 2500 by wednesday and statracted monday from the day days of the week and i got the answer !!! like us on facebook
23 Nov 2018
One day as i was coming from attending a church service,i met my former mathematics teacher but he didnt recognize me,we greeted and he asked for directions to the nearest bank. since i was a maths genious i wanted to show off my skills.so i said to him "make a 260 degrees turn and walk for about 1.8 meters then make an obtuse angle turn and find its square root,multiply it with the number of steps he walked and rewalk them.then he will see two supplimentary churches which are parallel to his left hand side,using pythagoras theolem find the coificient of x and round it off to the nearest tens,only after that will he see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to the trignometrical station TT2127,just follow the road until he sees a rectangular shaped galage opposite to a pentagon shaped school which is at a distance of about the logarithm of 7.8 then using the sixth grid reference table,plot the 7.8 on the table,follow it and he will see the bank ahead of him....next day on tv i heard him saying his very lost..
25 Oct 2018A girl returns home after 5 years *Father*(angry) where have you been all these years?! *Girl* i was working as a prostitute in california *Father*what!!! Get out of my house you stupid worm! i dont want to see you or your face ever again do you understand?! *Girl*(crying) before i go,i want to give you $2.5 million cheque and a 1 million for my brother and i bought a big house in los-angels for you with everything in it including a benz & a hammer.bye dad. *Father* what kind of work did you say you were doing? *Girl*(crying out loud) A prostitute dad! *Father* come and give daddy a hug i thought you said you were a PROSECUTER ....!
24 Oct 2018=>>>just because i dont like cooking it doesn't mean i cant cook ....have you tasted my hot water before? =>>>i always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad,most of the times it turns out my voice is even worse than my problem =>>>at a funeral a guy was crying so loudly for a long time.then he kept quite for some time then someone asked him "why are you quite" then the guy said "i have cried too much now i am on vibration....? =>>>one day a certain girl was very happy when my friend asked for her number that she even became a model around him one day my friend went to her with courage and these were his words "just because i asked for your number you are already acting like queen of england.listen sister,asking for a number does not mean i will call you or i love you,sometimes i just like keeping new contacts in my phone have you understood?" what a powerful speech...!!!
23 Oct 2018*Teacher* "construct a sentence using the word "sugar" *Pupil*i drank tea this morning *Teacher*where is the word sugar *Pupil*its already in the tea...!! *Teacher*our topic for today is photosynthesis *Teacher* what is photosynthesis class? *Pupil*its our topic for today...!! *Teacher*name the nation that people hate the most? *Pupil*exami-nation..!! *Teacher*one day our country will be corruption free.what tense is this? *Pupil*it is future impossible tense...!
19 Oct 2018God is sensation,the creator of creation,he is our salvation he knows our condition he is aware of our situation all we need is copperation so just wait for his direction,he doesnt give temptation he sticks to his location to rule the population for the next generation do you get my explanation or you want a demonstration sorry but that can ruine my reputation because it took alot of dedication just to create a poem ending with "tion" thank you for your attention
16 Oct 2018
In my entire life these are the things that where and are my most greatest achievements =>>first when i fought with a dinasour and broke its nake=>>when i went to heaven to charge my phone =>>when my grand father became the first man to land on the sun =>>this one is the most embarrassing moment of all =when i couldn't kill hundred bears with one punch even though ninty nine of them died.=>>when i collected almost 20 teeth from a male living lion=>>when i skinned a living crocodile. =>>The most amazing of all my achievements is when i stayed under water for 3 years,9 months,2 weeks 3 days,4 hours,2 minutes and 1 second
15 Oct 2018Devil:the person reading this post will die tonight. God:thats a lie,they are my children so they won't die. Devil:but they must die. God:why do you say they must die? Devil:because they don't take you as their father. God:thats a lie. Devil:lets test them,then only a true child of God will type "i love him"then the evil cheaters who belong to Me will surely ignore this.
YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE WAY YOU WERE BORN BUT YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE THROUGH HARDWORKING!!
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