25 Oct 2018A girl returns home after 5 years *Father*(angry) where have you been all these years?! *Girl* i was working as a prostitute in california *Father*what!!! Get out of my house you stupid worm! i dont want to see you or your face ever again do you understand?! *Girl*(crying) before i go,i want to give you $2.5 million cheque and a 1 million for my brother and i bought a big house in los-angels for you with everything in it including a benz & a hammer.bye dad. *Father* what kind of work did you say you were doing? *Girl*(crying out loud) A prostitute dad! *Father* come and give daddy a hug i thought you said you were a PROSECUTER ....!
24 Oct 2018=>>>just because i dont like cooking it doesn't mean i cant cook ....have you tasted my hot water before? =>>>i always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad,most of the times it turns out my voice is even worse than my problem =>>>at a funeral a guy was crying so loudly for a long time.then he kept quite for some time then someone asked him "why are you quite" then the guy said "i have cried too much now i am on vibration....? =>>>one day a certain girl was very happy when my friend asked for her number that she even became a model around him one day my friend went to her with courage and these were his words "just because i asked for your number you are already acting like queen of england.listen sister,asking for a number does not mean i will call you or i love you,sometimes i just like keeping new contacts in my phone have you understood?" what a powerful speech...!!!
23 Oct 2018*Teacher* "construct a sentence using the word "sugar" *Pupil*i drank tea this morning *Teacher*where is the word sugar *Pupil*its already in the tea...!! *Teacher*our topic for today is photosynthesis *Teacher* what is photosynthesis class? *Pupil*its our topic for today...!! *Teacher*name the nation that people hate the most? *Pupil*exami-nation..!! *Teacher*one day our country will be corruption free.what tense is this? *Pupil*it is future impossible tense...!
19 Oct 2018God is sensation,the creator of creation,he is our salvation he knows our condition he is aware of our situation all we need is copperation so just wait for his direction,he doesnt give temptation he sticks to his location to rule the population for the next generation do you get my explanation or you want a demonstration sorry but that can ruine my reputation because it took alot of dedication just to create a poem ending with "tion" thank you for your attention
18 Oct 2018In my entire life there is one thing that i have observed and that is that words are powerful because i have witnessed that words can make one to cry or laugh,with words you can either build or destroy your life because your life will always move in the direction of your most dominant words,so let us mind what we say about our lives because words are alive active and sharper than any sword that they can penetrate through anything so remember you may be solomon in wisdom or david in praise or abraham in faith or joshua in war but with just one word it will change and react with everything we have ever worked for so let us not ruin our lives by speaking intergalactic disgracefull words!!!! the-storm.jpg>
16 Oct 2018In my entire life these are the things that where and are my most greatest achievements =>>>first when i fought with a dinasour and broke its nake=>>>when i went to heaven to charge my phone =>>>when my grand father became the first man to land on the sun =>>>this one is the most embarrassing moment of all "when i couldn't kill hundred bears with one punch even though ninty nine of them died.=>>>when i collected almost 20 teeth from a male living lion=>>>when i skinned a living crocodile. =>>>The most amazing of all my achievements is when i stayed under water for 3 years,9 months,2 weeks 3 days,4 hours,2 minutes and 1 second
15 Oct 2018Devil:the person reading this post will die tonight. God:thats a lie,they are my children so they won't die. Devil:but they must die. God:why do you say they must die? Devil:because they don't take you as their father. God:thats a lie. Devil:lets test them,then only a true child of God will type "i love him"then the evil cheaters who belong to Me will surely ignore this.
6 Oct 2018